Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Well there's a little boy waiting at the counter at the corner shop.

Some weird things I've seen
  • my brother ride his bike into a silo full speed on purpose
  • my big toe with a gear tooth from a sprocket through it
  • a foot stuck pointing 180 degrees in the wrong direction
  • a leg snapped in two with the toes touching the calf
  • a brand new truck roll 4 times land on it's now missing tires and both guys get out unscratched and immediately discard at least a 12 pack of Bud Light before cops arrive
  • a rigor mortised irish setter pulled from a well by his chain
  • a big dog peeing on a little dog

13 comments:

Sarah said...

Whoa-you never told me about big dog peeing on little dog. Or the truck rolling over. We will discuss at lunch.

Lo Lo Lova said...

1) why?
2) owie
3) yuck
4) just vomited a little
5) awesome
6) oh no
7) nice

Unknown said...

um, OK

Melanie was here said...
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Melanie was here said...

There is something so wrong with you. I love it, and if we were single and on e-harmony.com I think we would totally hook up.

John said...

by hook up you mean for something more meaningful than London, Paris and Bogota?

John said...

Lolo
1. he was pissed at my mom and I think he thought crashing into the silo would make her feel bad. All it did was prove our suspicions that something was a bit off with the kid.

Lo Lo Lova said...

Wow, it sounds like your brother has some issues...

Melanie was here said...

Hook up meaning you actually stick around to buy me breakfast this time.

LizzieDaisy said...

Hm...

Two different guys on motorcycles get hit and their brains get splattered all over the pavement.

A girl dance around waving her broken arm and watching it flop around... it the middle of her forearm. Oh, and boy next to me fall off the bar and break both wrists. Gotta love teaching gymnastics!

There's more but I won't bore you. I wasn't going to post until it hit me... do you like Linkin Park's Numb? And...

What About Me?! Total flashback. Gonna have to download that now. So... how many songs are in your iTunes now? :)

John said...

Motorcycle brains...mmmmmmm
I like Linkin Park anything.
I now have about 3000 mp3's I think.

Carly said...

motorcycle = donor-cycle

Brian said...

i knew you grew up in the boonies, but jesus christ I must be totally sheltered.