- my brother ride his bike into a silo full speed on purpose
- my big toe with a gear tooth from a sprocket through it
- a foot stuck pointing 180 degrees in the wrong direction
- a leg snapped in two with the toes touching the calf
- a brand new truck roll 4 times land on it's now missing tires and both guys get out unscratched and immediately discard at least a 12 pack of Bud Light before cops arrive
- a rigor mortised irish setter pulled from a well by his chain
- a big dog peeing on a little dog
13 comments:
Whoa-you never told me about big dog peeing on little dog. Or the truck rolling over. We will discuss at lunch.
1) why?
2) owie
3) yuck
4) just vomited a little
5) awesome
6) oh no
7) nice
um, OK
There is something so wrong with you. I love it, and if we were single and on e-harmony.com I think we would totally hook up.
by hook up you mean for something more meaningful than London, Paris and Bogota?
Lolo
1. he was pissed at my mom and I think he thought crashing into the silo would make her feel bad. All it did was prove our suspicions that something was a bit off with the kid.
Wow, it sounds like your brother has some issues...
Hook up meaning you actually stick around to buy me breakfast this time.
Hm...
Two different guys on motorcycles get hit and their brains get splattered all over the pavement.
A girl dance around waving her broken arm and watching it flop around... it the middle of her forearm. Oh, and boy next to me fall off the bar and break both wrists. Gotta love teaching gymnastics!
There's more but I won't bore you. I wasn't going to post until it hit me... do you like Linkin Park's Numb? And...
What About Me?! Total flashback. Gonna have to download that now. So... how many songs are in your iTunes now? :)
Motorcycle brains...mmmmmmm
I like Linkin Park anything.
I now have about 3000 mp3's I think.
motorcycle = donor-cycle
i knew you grew up in the boonies, but jesus christ I must be totally sheltered.
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