Liz asked for a user's guide to my linked blogs. Here's a good reference manual to who these people are.
Sarah - my gay lover Steven's stage name
Danielle - Sarah's mom and also my personal chef
Scott - my gay uncle
Johnny - some dude that likes to store naked pictures of himself on the network at work
Shamus - the Irish legend
Toren - a girl that could kill you and laugh and then break a heel and cry
SLC-UPS - the urban princess someone with whom you don't want to mess
Melanie - a one night stand I had in Paris and again in London and again in Bogota
Lolo - my first girlfriend and the only woman to ever make me cry in bed
Liz - my 2nd grade wrestling coach and first crush
Jill - Brett Favre
ok for real
Sarah - my female twin, lunch pal and coworker. Probably the funniest person I know
Danielle - my morning coffee pal, deep thoughts sounding board, coworker and occasional lunch pal
Scott - my friend, coworker, lunch pal and boss kinda. The greatest storyteller ever.
Johnny - coworker and twin separated at birth. would be lunch pal if he lived in the same state and the greatest writer/blogwriter on record
Shamus - for real, the Irish legend. previously a coworker. Actual author of probably the only book I've ever read cover to cover in a single sitting. The inspiration of every email I've ever written to a company.
Toren - Blogger friend but I know she'd fit right in with the lunch crew and she also has a big rack.
SLC-UPS - Blogger friend but she's seriously funny and has a big rack I think.
Melanie - Blogger friend. Shares the same mental dementia and poop humor as me though and really that and the fact that she will pretty much write anything puts her pretty high up the list in my book.
Lolo - Blogger friend. Co-Worker of Mel. Also shares my poop humor, musical tastes, age and parenthood. So there's really no way she's writing something I can't directly relate to.
Liz - you. Another only through Blogger. Your "100 things about me" was the first thing I read and the only other one of those things I have ever actually read from beginning to end besides Toren's. We also have a lot in common as I too married my high school sweatheart and we've also been together for 15 years.
Jill - my sister in law, friend, musical taste twin. She's the reason I finally asked my wife out. She's also not taller than me no matter what she says.
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18 comments:
Toren... well, I saw her hives and I feel better now. I am not alone in the universe anymore. :)
And John, if I gain 10 more pounds and hit a C cup, do I win anything? If not, I'm droping 20 cause it ain't worth it for nothing.
I gotta say that "Toren - a girl that could kill you and laugh and then break a heel and cry" is the best and funniest description ever. It's perfect. Oh, and I deleted those pictures. The network guys needed the space.
You got me, you got the Tater. Shoes are my kryptonite.
I really need to come to C-town.
You got me, you got the Tater. Shoes are my kryptonite.
I really need to come to C-town.
You got me, you got the Tater. Shoes are my kryptonite.
I really need to come to C-town.
John - our fascination with poop is sometimes frightening, but always friggin' funny!
And I do hope Bogota is not the last!
I'm so curious... did I put up somewhere that my hub is a former wrestler and coaches now (and my kids all wrestle), or did you just make that up?
Oh, and glad to know that I'm acceptable as is. :)
Was thinking... you all must have some killer office parties. Am I allowed to ask what you guys do (generally), or is that a bad idea cause it'd narrow it down too much. No big deal, just curious. I don't want to mess up any anonymity you might want to keep. Know how that goes...
I believe John is in the porn industry.
right. If they need to show the man off in the distance and they don't have enough room to get him far away from the camera they just have me take my pants off and stand close. It's looks the same.
This explains a lot... but while I'm thinking about it, if you know the sound guy, can you get him to work on a better soundtrack? Gag. And not on anything good.
Hey, with all your backdoor jokes, you don't work for that Seymour Butts guy do you? :)
Okay, sorry to be posting so much. My hub called and said he's not coming home tonight. Wah. I am bored. I'll go post on my own blog for awhile. Sigh... oh, and he's in Ohio. He's not with YOU is he... eeks.
Your husband might be with me. And for the record, most of us are IT dorks.
and the wrestling reference was purely coincidental. Or maybe all of us work for the CIA.
He's in Springfield under a truck. I checked. Whew. And I love dorks. I have a bumper sticker that says so (and another one that says "I love geeks"). Course I bought it cause of my engineer hub, but it'll work...
Hey, I have friends in the CIA... what's your last name? I'll ask them if they know you. :)
Okay, my 4 year old is in my bed asleep and I really need to brave the dark and try to sleep as well. Sniff.
Yes, I have a big rack and it's fabulous. So are you.
John has a pretty big rack.
John has a pretty big rack because he is my male twin, and I have a pretty big rack.
Hey, I don't know if you guys caught this but I AM THE FUNNIEST PERSON JOHN KNOWS!!! I'm pretending he didn't say "probably", and I'm also pretending that he knows more than 3 people.
John, I'm so sorry about the whole making-you-cry-in-bed thing. Let's just forget that whole night ever happened!
Oh, and I would like to just state, for the record, that I also have a big rack. And yours is pretty tasty, too :)
Thanks for always making me laugh out loud at work. Luckily I sit next to Mel, so I don't look like a total asshole doing it. Unless she's away from her desk....
I saw John tear up at a Ronin Tynan concert.
And that's the effin truth.
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