Friday, July 08, 2005

i Pod my pants

I ordered an iPod from Apple. It came last night. So did I.

When I got my nizzies whacked the nurse said I should wait 3 months or until I had 12 ejaculations before I get checked to see if it worked. I had 4 going into last night. But thanks to the iPod I'll be taking a sample in this afternoon.

It's the best thing ever. If you're even remotely considering getting one, do it.

8 comments:

Lo Lo Lova said...

FIRST!!!

Tell me more, tell me more! Be a salesman. Why should I get it? Other than the "podding" in my pants.

Brian said...

John, when you run isn't the ipod too big to hold? :)

Lo Lo Lova said...

He could store it in his athletic cup

John said...

Yeah there's plenty of extra room in there.

Johnny Virgil said...

I carry my ipod with me just about everywhere. I am addicted to it. I have the shuffle for working out and generally bashing around, and the 15 gigger for the car and desk and just about everywhere else. Also, the shuffle doesn't necessarily have to "shuffle" - it can play the songs in order. And you can load whatever you want. It doesn't have to be random.

LizzieDaisy said...

Gee... I don't even know where to go from there. Somehow I feel like I should just say enjoy your iPod (but perhaps not quite so much) and leave cracking on your size to your wife...

Is one of these people your wife? I haven't quite figured everyone out yet. Perhaps you could make a quick outline for us newbies. :)

John said...

Lizzie,
Most of the people who read my blog are just paid actors. Nobody really reads it because they want to I just give them money to make me look cool like lots of people care. I will make a post explaining who's who so you feel more at home.

LizzieDaisy said...

Woot! :)