Efficiency

Aparently they're going to start monitoring our instant messaging at work. I asked Scott if it was in place yet. This is our conversation

John: is sametime being monitored yet?
Scott: fuck you
John: so no then?

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The Home Stretch

Almost there! Only 20lbs to go. Here's some current pics.

Jelly Belly Before

Here's another beauty from before BFL. The reason I'm standing on those electrical cords is I was trying to kill myself. My stomach seriously looks like something is trying to get out.
Also I'm pretty tan.

4 Weeks Left

I'm still a little embarassed to put up the before pictures so I decided to post one that showed the tremendous progress I've made. Here you go ladies. Enjoy.





ok really that's my god awful before picture from January 23rd. Seriously that's the worst picture ever taken of me and it's horrible. It took me 8 weeks to decide that I didn't mind posting it on my blog.

Scent of a Woman

This morning on the radio I heard about

Vulva tm <---not work appropriate

uhhhhh..... I have to say, I like a nice hoohoonanny probably as much as any guy out there but I'm not sure there's a market for this. I mean I might get a bottle just out of curiosity if I can figure out how much 19 euros actually would cost me but it's purely out of curiosity.

I mean how in god's name do they make this stuff? Seriously the contents have to be suspect.