Tuesday, October 04, 2005

first the wife now the fortune cookie

even my effing fortune cookie has to make a crack about my tiny wang
eff you fortune cookie

13 comments:

Carly said...

awesome...I mean, I'm so sorry...

PS...love the avatar...

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Those Koreans are definately getting meaner.

We're only a few years away from a fortune that just says "Hey round-eye, fuck you."

Sarah said...

What's up Vienna Sausage.

Brian said...

my question is why are you bringing your camera to the chinese restaurant?

Shamus, i like that fortune. I'll have to print up a couple, make some cookies and slip them into the pile at the chinese restaurant. Would be very funny to see the expression when someone opens that one.

russ said...

Life is bad when the asians are commenting on the "scope" of your "project".

zctbr

LizzieDaisy said...

I noticed your lucky number is not 69 either. Bad day huh short stack. :)

Man, that really feels wrong... my hub would kill me if I ever made a comment about him like that. I'll go sit in the corner now.

John said...

It was carryout Brian. Only Johnny Virgil takes his camera everywhere.

Carly said...

I heart Russ

and Johnny never has his camera when I ask him for it

(damn I hate word verif when I'm having wine)

Brian said...

sorry, your table looks like the ones at the chinese restaurants

Lo Lo Lova said...

Wow, they have certainly gotten saucy with their sayings. I imagine some Asian dudes in a back room somewhere tokin' up and laughing their asses off whilst thinking up these sayings...

Johnny Virgil said...

Hey, round-eye. Fuck you.

LizzieDaisy said...

Hey, wake up over there... I'm bored. :)

Christie said...

lmao
totally wasn't laughing *at* you