I played a real game on Party Poker tonight. I had some of the most ridiculous luck ever. Which was not well received by one of my fellow players. I highlighted in red where it started to get crazy. Notice where I also highlight holak finished fifth and then how he proceeds to keep talking. Most people leave the table when they lose but this guy wanted me to die. Here's the transcript. I think it's pretty effing funny but maybe I'm just tired.
#2131777358: rediscreet wins 740 chips from the main pot with a straight, seven to jack.
scarecrow41: nh
Dealer: The Progressive High Hand Jackpot has been hit on table High Hand Jackpot #1028376. tar0516 won $1339.44. The total jackpot paid on the table is $1913.46.
duderguy: dont want none
Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
duderguy: give it up
duderguy: it's mine
#2131785064: jmanpain wins 828 chips from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and tens.
#2131785064: duderguy wins 827 chips from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and tens.
#2131797189: jmanpain wins 420 chips
#2131803100: scarecrow41 wins 990 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.
Dealer: oxieif has been reconnected and has 20 seconds to act.
#2131808458: Yankee_Dawg wins 100 chips from side pot #1 with a flush, king high with jack kicker.
#2131808458: Yankee_Dawg wins 1415 chips from the main pot with a flush, king high with jack kicker.
Dealer: Donmega222 finished in tenth place.
#2131816132: ryan_ace wins 350 chips
#2131822576: duderguy wins 494 chips from the main pot with two pairs, sevens and fours.
#2131832950: oxieif wins 180 chips
#2131837924: luckycoins wins 630 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.
#2131842640: jmanpain wins 90 chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.
#2131842640: luckycoins wins 90 chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.
#2131847863: duderguy wins 319 chips
duderguy: all in
#2131854042: jmanpain wins 390 chips from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
#2131861567: scarecrow41 wins 420 chips
#2131865635: oxieif wins 185 chips
#2131870071: scarecrow41 wins 255 chips
#2131878197: Yankee_Dawg wins 420 chips
#2131882193: duderguy wins 1764 chips
#2131890427: oxieif wins 665 chips
#2131894849: duderguy wins 560 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and eights.
#2131901806: ryan_ace wins 275 chips
#2131904745: rediscreet wins 675 chips
#2131918801: ryan_ace wins 655 chips
#2131921939: holak wins 525 chips from the main pot with a pair of tens.
#2131927448: rediscreet wins 475 chips from the main pot with a pair of aces.
Dealer: luckycoins finished in ninth place.
#2131930571: scarecrow41 wins 450 chips
#2131934560: duderguy wins 400 chips
#2131940246: scarecrow41 wins 275 chips
#2131948835: Yankee_Dawg wins 200 chips
Dealer: Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
#2131951989: jmanpain wins 1225 chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.
#2131959242: ryan_ace wins 275 chips
#2131962613: Yankee_Dawg wins 740 chips from the main pot with a pair of fives.
#2131965742: holak wins 1020 chips
#2131969629: jmanpain wins 250 chips from the main pot with a flush, ace high with ace kicker.
#2131974155: ryan_ace wins 520 chips from the main pot with a pair of eights.
#2131976748: holak wins 1170 chips
#2131978703: scarecrow41 wins 525 chips
#2131980841: rediscreet wins 300 chips
#2131984649: oxieif wins 730 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens with ten kicker.
#2131987048: Yankee_Dawg wins 700 chips from the main pot with a pair of nines.
#2131990492: jmanpain wins 830 chips from side pot #2 with a flush, jack high with jack kicker.
#2131990492: jmanpain wins 840 chips from side pot #1 with a flush, jack high with jack kicker.
#2131990492: jmanpain wins 1780 chips from the main pot with a flush, jack high with jack kicker.
Dealer: ryan_ace finished in eighth place.
Dealer: Yankee_Dawg finished in seventh place.
Dealer: scarecrow41 finished in sixth place.
holak: bunch of stupid asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
yank this yankee doodle dandy
scarecrow41: gg
#2131996563: jmanpain wins 1300 chips from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and sixes.
#2132003243: jmanpain wins 1540 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
Dealer: holak finished in fifth place.
#2132006070: duderguy wins 2 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and nines.
#2132006070: rediscreet wins 996 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines with eight kicker.
#2132010201: oxieif wins 730 chips
#2132013269: jmanpain wins 1460 chips from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
Dealer: oxieif finished in fourth place.
oxieif: sooo lucky
holak: like i said callin with that bunch of lucky dumb asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
keep on doin that sht and youll get your asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeesssssssssssssssssssssss whiped by your mmmmoooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy cheap assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 5 dollar loooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs no comment and sht the fk up
oxieif: so lucky
#2132015450: jmanpain wins 2132 chips from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
Dealer: duderguy finished in third place and won $10.
oxieif: soooo lucky
holak: nice one dk hd
#2132019803: rediscreet wins 1592 chips from the main pot with a flush, king high with king kicker.
#2132022855: jmanpain wins 300 chips
#2132023991: jmanpain wins 1200 chips from the main pot with a pair of sevens.
#2132027954: jmanpain wins 108 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, fours and threes.
#2132027954: jmanpain wins 1784 chips from the main pot with two pairs, fours and threes.
Dealer: rediscreet finished in second place and won $15.
Dealer: Congratulations,jmanpain! You won $25.
holak: n card playin pain man go back to schoolllllll and learn and not in 5 dollar table go get yer assssssssssss whiped for bigger money dk hd
jmanpain: take is easy chief
Dealer: This tournament has finished, congratulations to the winners.
jmanpain: I from Yugoslavia
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7 comments:
I've run across people like that at PokerStars. Those tend to be the guys that have been winning simply because the other people at the table have no clue how to play and when someone sits down that actually knows what they're doing, they get all pissed off.
I love doing that to people and when they start getting obnoxious I keep saying, "I can't believe the beginner's luck I am having. I don't even know what I'm doing!"
That really gets them pissed :)
This comment has nothing to do with this particular post but I was hoping you could do a blog on this since it has "blog material" written all over it! Check www.cnn.com today and read the headline.
Among the millions of things wrong with this article, I don't think any guy should ever say "I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat..." and be proud of it!
-Crysler
I like that his name is W. Mark Felt. I bet the W stands for Wiener. Wiener Felt
I read that entire thing, and I have no effing clue what any of it means.
It means John needs to get out of the house and get into a real game. It's way more fun in a real game. You can curse and everything.
I'd invite him to the game out here, but he'd probably say it's a long drive, or some other excuse.
Imagine Weiner Felt in grade school when they're calling roll call and they yell out last name, first name. No wonder he chose the less embarrassing "deep throat" nickname...
Or, his first name could actually be Wanger.
http://www.problemgambling.com/11_06_51bir.html
...that's all I'm saying...
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