Friday, May 27, 2005

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Man I get so much effing spam and it's all about the size of my penis or its performance. These companies can't be doing well. Weiner growth pills and cheap viagara? I mean if there's a target market for their over the counter penile growth hormones I have to be at the bullseye and I've never once considered that maybe an unsolicited email holds the key to my future as a porn star.

On a side note I was at the urologist yesterday and while I stood there wondering if I was even in the right place the receptionist was on the phone with Mr. Vasquez and he was very interested in some Viagara samples. Apparently he had gotten them there before. So if you need some maybe just hit the urologist circuit for freebies and forget about email.

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4 comments:

Johnny Virgil said...

I like the one about increasing your sperm volume 500%. That can't be good for anyone.

russ said...

It might be good for people that want a kind of Jackson Pollack-inspired look on the ceiling of their bedroom.

Anyway, I kind of long for the days of Viagra spam -- this german stuff I'm getting now gives me the howling Fourth Reich fantods.

Brian said...

I like now how you'll go blind with Viagra. In college one of my roomates always denied yanking his wanker. We used to hold up numbers saying that he pulls it so much that he's going blind.

John said...

My roommate in college was the proudest maturbater I know. He would emerge from his room a little disheveled and announce "I just pleasured myself, have any of you other gentlemen pleasured yourself today?"