Survival of the fittest

So Scott has been talking about how he's a badass and about his nutbag issues. He was also telling me how the theory of evolution works the other day while we walked to our cars. He explained how the long necked giraffes got more food and eventually the short necked ones would die off and so long necked ones would get together and their kids would be long necked until eventually all of them were long neck giraffes.

So I was thinking about how Scott is a badass and how his nutbag* is so big it's hard to get it all dry, and about the giraffes and I had a revelation. Guys with big nutbags are eventually going to die out. The reason for it is having a big sack is directly related to your agressive nature. Back in the caveman days when they needed a guy to go kill shit they would say "let's send Og, he has a big scrotum." Later on, like during medieval times I think, they would say "Sir Lancescot will probably kill everyone in the melee today because, holy Canturbury, he has big testicles." So obviously as history got on, guys would go to Vegas or whatever and then watch their friends make bets way over their heads and they would say something like "man that guy has huge balls."

Well then it got shortened like in the last year or so to just "that guy has balls" which could be just for crossing the street on a don't walk or something silly. And even more recently it's been shortened to just plain old "sac up" which means. Be more agressive. Take charge. In other words, "get gunned down by a crazy shitty driver while your friend chokes on an orange Jolly Rancher TM." And that my friend is why the guys with tiny shriveled nutbags will eventually win out. Your days are numbered jumbonuts.

*-I've never seen his bag but I've seen his kid's and if it's hereditary, then it's not hard to understand why he's got PB&J issues.