Obviously I've been screwing with my template. Why? Well for starters, to give my friend anonymous something new to make fun of. But more because I wanted to try to figure out how to create a web page that didn't look like crap. Well, at least I was successful at providing something crappy for anonymous.
Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to read the comments about my first attempt before I blew it away or I would have stopped there. But I agree with Erik that the center alignment on everything was odd and I didn't know how to fix just that so I started from scratch.
Anyway now that it's so pretty I can get back to being hilarious which is my specialty obviously. Shut up anonymous. Oh the comments section kinda sucks because I don't know how to fix the fonts yet. Maybe I will before you actually get a chance to see it.