Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Tuesday in FLA

I'm compiling a list of the characters you might see here at Disney. You are probably thinking about Mickey and Minnie and Goofy and those crazy kids. That's probably because you're Sarah and you really like mascots. But no. I'm talking about the Lotuspherians. I've noticed that there are some simple "types" that most of these tools fit into. So here are a few with more to follow when I get more than 5 seconds to write.

Cell Phone Jones:
This jackass is apparently able to run huge networks of Domino servers. His company has entrusted him with all technology decisions and information security and yet he is still unable to figure out how to either a. turn his fucking phone off or b. set it to vibrate. You're an asswipe CPJ.

Nodding Hill:
This mulletard is so entrenched in Domino that he believes himself to be the resident expert in a room full of experts. He advertises this by nodding his head in agreement with every fucking point the presenter is making. Douchebag.

more to come...


danielle said...

whoa. this is exactly what the meth conference has too!

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

We saw Nodding Hill in a session yesterday and at first I thought he had a medical issue so I didn't make fun of it, then I realized he was a bobble-headed moron. I hope John talks about the carpal tunnel guy, who was doing a kind of cross between hand ti-chi and some kind of weird mime move. You guys don't believe all this shit but you can't make this crap up. It's a goddam freakshow.

Anonymous said...

Are you just jealous?

Did his phone have barbie girl as the ring tone? If he did would it be OK than?

Did his phone smell funny? Not ha ha funny either.