I'm compiling a list of the characters you might see here at Disney. You are probably thinking about Mickey and Minnie and Goofy and those crazy kids. That's probably because you're Sarah and you really like mascots. But no. I'm talking about the Lotuspherians. I've noticed that there are some simple "types" that most of these tools fit into. So here are a few with more to follow when I get more than 5 seconds to write.
Cell Phone Jones:
This jackass is apparently able to run huge networks of Domino servers. His company has entrusted him with all technology decisions and information security and yet he is still unable to figure out how to either a. turn his fucking phone off or b. set it to vibrate. You're an asswipe CPJ.
This mulletard is so entrenched in Domino that he believes himself to be the resident expert in a room full of experts. He advertises this by nodding his head in agreement with every fucking point the presenter is making. Douchebag.
more to come...