Sarah was crying out for better greeting cards. Since work stinks I decided I'd give writing greeting cards a go. These are the cream of the crop friends.
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12 comments:
holy crap - this could actually be a career for you
When I was thinking about how the greeting card industry needed people to write funnier cards, I had you in mind in particular. And clearly I was right. Good God these are effing funny.
Your definitely on to something. I'm printing them out now while they are free.
My favorite one is the "pretty pretty princess" card. Damn that's some funny shit.
We could tear this industry a new one. I say we form a company and go for it.
Undiluted genius. I liked the 2nd one, in particular.
I liked the bra one. Not that I've done that.
Oh Princess, your so pretty. Now get out of my Vics secret your totally stretching it.
It's You're, goddammit.
your a beotch J.V. And I will never get it right.
I think they are really good, seriously, such a tonic against those awful Hallmark cards.
Totally hysterical! Found thru assclown, which sounds pretty nasty when you think of it.
Appreciate the compliment you sent my way - and I have more photos on the second post from top, so you decide for yourself which of my friends is WAY hotter than me!
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