Thursday, January 12, 2006

Training

My brother in law, Iron Mike is helping me train for a mini-Triathlon in June. We were swimming the other day and he said, "one good thing about swimming is you won't be sore tomorrow." Well one good thing about Iron Mike is he's a goddamned liar.

10 comments:

Brian said...

i can't wait to see the pic of you coming out of the water in your swim cap and wetsuit.

Tigerlily said...

Um, "Iron mikee"? Jeebus to christ dide, th eonly reaons i run is if some be chasin my asssssssssssss" and even them . they better have s gdddamened niffff or even better a gUnnn. Run, pfttt! effrunninghrightintheear

Scott said...

I think the soreness isnot from swimming. Its from all of the anal sex. You and Mike need to cut that out - no matter what he says that is not helping you train.

John said...

Thank you Scott. I've been thinking that all along. I guess I just needed validation from an unbiased third party to give me the confidence to say something.

tfg said...
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tfg said...

Damn. Just the other day, an acquaintance asked me if I wanted to go to his gym and swim laps. Now that I know that he really meant anal sex, I'm going to have to decline. I thank you from the bottom of my cornhole.

StrangerDanger said...

Virgil says you're puttering out, but i say, you're puckering out. Big difference.

LizzieDaisy said...

Sounds to me like he's just putting out.

Lo Lo Lova said...

Perhaps you should stop calling him IRON Mike. Something a bit disturbing about that, coupled with the anal sex image...

Johnny Virgil said...

I said no such thing.