- I made it home safely from my first trip to Vegas.
- I won $750 in a $65-32 player Hold'em tournament at Luxor.
- The founder of the company whose software I was there to see sent me his conference badge in a DHL Express overnight pack because I asked him to. AWESOME!
- I heard some Usher song and some Nickelback song at least 10,000 times while I was there.
- I had 4 women in my hotel room bed the second night I was there.
- Each of those 4 women thinks I'm retarded for a different reason
- I just had some new "better tasting" "Nacho Cheesier" Doritos and they're not good.
- I have pictures of my amazing room at the hotel in Vegas. Holy crap it was awesome.
- I'm becoming more libertarian, objectivist, and atheist every day if that's possible.
- Sarah said that everything is black and white to me. I think that's the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about me.
- Sarah's sister and roommates had a fantastic Halloween party on the day I returned from Vegas. I got severely hammered and paid Diane to make out with my wife, took pictures of Kim's and Sarah's racks, tried to take pictures up Sarah's skirt and got ridden by Scott dressed as Barb Wire.
- I took a hot picture of Sarah and The Master Hor as well.
jmanpain@hotmail.com
13 comments:
Four? What, me & Tania on a bed in Albany wasn't enough for you? How could you ask for more?
Swine.
;-)
(I heard stories, from Anderson, BTW, that had me hysterically laughing)
you and Tania were more than enough babe. It took 4 in Vegas just to satisfy my appetite after you two.
Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.
I'm going to ask for Ambuj's badge in FLA this year. You've inspiried me.
You had to PAY her? Surely not...
I never want to see those pictures. I vaguely remember you taking the pic of my rack. That was like the first of 100 taken that night. Dammit I wish I could've gone to Vegas, too.
i might actually do this. or, you could just paint 'shop dungs' on your own chest and it would look pretty much the same. your choice.
you have more hair on your chest
by the way, the request was specifically for the girls whose underthings I haven't already received and who haven't written shop dungarees on their bodies and shown me directly. For example Lizzie, Mel, Lolo, Beck, Toren, etc. The rest of you, Scott, Virgil, Sarah, Danielle, Carly, I'll see it again if you want to send it.
No way. Last time, I burned it into my thigh with a magnifying glass, and you barely acknowledged my effort.
Hey! I need to get a tatoo before I'm 40!!!
Per your request, the picture of me in my undies has been emailed to you
I got in trouble for getting my tattoo cause the dude had to lower my jeans A BIT to put it on. I think I'd be in shit shape if I tried that again. Especially with the name of your blog on it. Not that the thought isn't extremely entertaining...
Oh, and I've got a webby for you John. Check this out!! You should start this... well the collecting that is. :)
Read my boobs
Dang, hope your wife doesn't get mad at me for sending you crap like that. If it helps, I showed it to my hub! Great advertising idea...
More objectivist, libertarian, and atheistic? Wow...I wonder whose influence THAT was...mwahaha!
The Sentinel just sponsored a debate tonight on campus entitled "Is a military draft necessary in a free society?" Any NOBODY brought up the point that FREEDOM and COMPULSION are polar opposites! They made all these lame practical-minded arguments.
Check my new article: "Thinking Abstractly" and be on the lookout for my next one: "Freedom IS Free."
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