Wednesday, September 14, 2005

for mel

I got tagged by Mel and since I've been sucking lately at posting anything I decided this counts as something

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:
1. Make a will
2. Start a company
3. Parachute out of a plane (maybe immediately before)
4. Hold public office
5. two chicks at once
6. babysit grandkids
7. see the Grand Canyon

7 Things I Can Do:
1. Build a computer
2. Build a garage
3. Make you shoot pop out your nose
4. Shower 4 times in a day
5. Diff Eq's
6. Fix almost anything
7. Throw a spiral

7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Pee with an audience
2. Play the piano
3. Sing like Josh Groban
4. Russ's girlfriend
5. Two chicks at once
6. Fly a plane
7. Hit my driver.

7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite (or same) Sex:
1. Sense of humor/Sarcasm
2. Intelligence
3. Eyes
4. Dark Hair
5. Sweet Rack
6. Legs
7. Smile

7 Things That I Say Most Often:
1. What's up bitches?
2. Eat a cock
3. WTF
4. shut your piehole
5. brosef
6. mother shitter piece of bitch
7. uh...what the hell bro

7 Celebrity Crushes:
1. Keira Knightly
2. Vince Vaughn
3. Will Ferrell
4. Evangeline Lilly
5. Natalie Portman
6. Terri Hatcher
7. Sandra Bullock

7 People I Want To Do This:
1. Sarah
2. Danielle
3. Scott
4. Carly
5. Johnny
6. Toren
7. Liz

12 comments:

Tigerlily said...

7 things before I die:
1. HUmp Henry Rollins
2. get a motorcycle
3. have some youngins
4. start my own business
5. bitchslap my ex
6. go elk hunting
7. go to europe

7 things i can do:
1. Shoot, disassemble and reassemble multiple weapons.
2. take a picture
3. call turkeys w/o a call
4. be an awesome friend
5. lay tire
6. cook
7. make people laugh

7 things i cannot do:
1. love snakes
2. my hair
3. draw
4. get on a plane unsedated
5. hide my ridiculous attitude, even at work
6. watch someone cry
7. touch feet

7 things that attract me to the mens:
1. sense of humor
2. patience
3. nice teeth, or people with all their teeth i should say
4.pretty blue eyes
5. laid-backness
6. high tolerance for people who make up words like laid-backness
7. dedication, a.k.a. a non-wandering hoodle

7 things i say most often:
1. Well hells bells!
2. eff (in various forms and tones)
3. assclown
4. i do what i want
5. suck a fart out of my ass
6. i will end you
7. god bless, or, bless it!

7 people i want to do this:
1. the
2. same
3. people
4. as
5. on
6. John's
7. list

Melanie was here said...

John, you are the sunshine of my life. If it makes you feel any better, I'll probably never have two chicks at once!

Melanie was here said...

Oh, and why would you want to sing like Josh Groban? His music sounds worse than fucking funeral music.

slcup said...

Is Josh Groban that guy that looks like an even gayer Kenny G?

John said...

I didn't say I wanted to sing like him, merely that I could not sing like him if I tried to. And yes he looks like a gayer Kenny G.

russ said...

What makes you think you can't do my GF, John? Make me an offer. Tom Brady and Larry Fitzgerald might go a long way towards a deal. As for doing her right, I'm sure you'll have problems there.

Toren: I also say 'I will end you'. Wassat from?

nqpkdfa

John said...

Russ I like how you flatter yourself into thinking you're the determining factor on whether or not I can do your GF. There are at least 2 people ahead of you on the org chart in charge of Kim's special place.

russ said...

I think a couple (ok, maybe a few) pitchers of maragrita's is all you need to get past them. I know you hold Brady a lot more dear...

enwwa

russ said...

I effing hate people who use apostphes incorrectly. Moron.

xyasgux

LizzieDaisy said...

I'm thinking that maybe it would have been better to put the "(maybe immediately before)" after the "two chicks at once" entry. But... if you're wife is willing to try to help this dream of yours come true, you could always eat a KFC chicken boob while doing your wife. :)

Diffy q's? Ick. You can have them.

brosef? What's that? And I'm going to have to remember a few of the above phrases... wow you people really know how to put a string of words together. Very impressive.

And you can have Will but Sandra is mine. Hands off.

I did this already, but here's a slightly edited version.

I plan to do before I die...
1. Have grandchildren to give battery operated toys and candy to
2. Buy myself an Austin-Healey
3. Take my hub to Ireland
4. And join the Mile High Club on the way (after I figure out how that's possible)
5. Learn to say no
6. Get an in-ground pool
7. And a lake cottage

I can do...
1. Pick out the most expensive item in a store without looking at a tag
2. Type really fast
3. Draw naked people
4. Fit in about anywhere
5. Make people feel comfortable
6. Wiggle my nose
7. Keep secrets

I can't do...
1. Say something mean, rude or hurtful to someone (even when deserved)
2. Keep my emotions inside
3. Talk back to my parents
4. Dance
5. Stop myself from singing to the radio
6. Watch the news or read the newspaper
7. Walk by someone who needs help

That attract me to the opposite sex...
1. Smile
2. Sense of humor
3. Respectful of other people
4. Openness, easy to talk to
5. Honest
6. Hands... um, it's a weird thing for me
7. Sarcasm

Things I say most...
1. Hey Baby/Bunny/Poopers/(insert cute/goofy name here)
2. I love you
3. Get in here right now!
4. Shit/Shitters
5. Crappers/Crappers on a stick
6. Don't make me hurt you...
7. Go take a shower!

Celebrity crushes...
1. Tom Selleck
2. Harrison Ford
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Noah Whyle
5. Alexi Nemov
6. Charlie Gibson
7. Sandra Bullock

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

I've heard you say "eat a cock". It was funny.

Carly said...

yeah, I did this one... go to my blog, admire the adorable baby feet, then scroll down