tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post112667206495710402..comments2023-04-13T06:21:01.623-04:00Comments on Shop Dungarees: for melJohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126832118824155192005-09-15T20:55:00.000-04:002005-09-15T20:55:00.000-04:00yeah, I did this one... go to my blog, admire the ...yeah, I did this one... go to my blog, admire the adorable baby feet, then scroll downCarlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999713273557139773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126813470403596602005-09-15T15:44:00.000-04:002005-09-15T15:44:00.000-04:00I'm thinking that maybe it would have been better ...I'm thinking that maybe it would have been better to put the "(maybe immediately before)" after the "two chicks at once" entry. But... if you're wife is willing to try to help this dream of yours come true, you could always eat a KFC chicken boob while doing your wife. :)<BR/><BR/>Diffy q's? Ick. You can have them.<BR/><BR/>brosef? What's that? And I'm going to have to remember a few of the above phrases... wow you people really know how to put a string of words together. Very impressive. <BR/><BR/>And you can have Will but Sandra is mine. Hands off.<BR/><BR/>I did this already, but here's a slightly edited version. <BR/><BR/>I plan to do before I die...<BR/>1. Have grandchildren to give battery operated toys and candy to<BR/>2. Buy myself an Austin-Healey<BR/>3. Take my hub to Ireland<BR/>4. And join the Mile High Club on the way (after I figure out how that's possible)<BR/>5. Learn to say no<BR/>6. Get an in-ground pool<BR/>7. And a lake cottage<BR/><BR/>I can do...<BR/>1. Pick out the most expensive item in a store without looking at a tag<BR/>2. Type really fast<BR/>3. Draw naked people<BR/>4. Fit in about anywhere<BR/>5. Make people feel comfortable<BR/>6. Wiggle my nose<BR/>7. Keep secrets<BR/><BR/>I can't do...<BR/>1. Say something mean, rude or hurtful to someone (even when deserved) <BR/>2. Keep my emotions inside<BR/>3. Talk back to my parents<BR/>4. Dance<BR/>5. Stop myself from singing to the radio<BR/>6. Watch the news or read the newspaper<BR/>7. Walk by someone who needs help<BR/><BR/>That attract me to the opposite sex...<BR/>1. Smile<BR/>2. Sense of humor<BR/>3. Respectful of other people<BR/>4. Openness, easy to talk to<BR/>5. Honest<BR/>6. Hands... um, it's a weird thing for me<BR/>7. Sarcasm<BR/><BR/>Things I say most...<BR/>1. Hey Baby/Bunny/Poopers/(insert cute/goofy name here)<BR/>2. I love you<BR/>3. Get in here right now!<BR/>4. Shit/Shitters <BR/>5. Crappers/Crappers on a stick<BR/>6. Don't make me hurt you...<BR/>7. Go take a shower! <BR/><BR/>Celebrity crushes...<BR/>1. Tom Selleck<BR/>2. Harrison Ford<BR/>3. Hugh Laurie<BR/>4. Noah Whyle<BR/>5. Alexi Nemov<BR/>6. Charlie Gibson<BR/>7. Sandra BullockLizzieDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515088064335661656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126811387072818332005-09-15T15:09:00.000-04:002005-09-15T15:09:00.000-04:00I effing hate people who use apostphes incorrectly...I effing hate people who use apostphes incorrectly. Moron.<BR/><BR/>xyasguxrusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126811263003915102005-09-15T15:07:00.000-04:002005-09-15T15:07:00.000-04:00I think a couple (ok, maybe a few) pitchers of mar...I think a couple (ok, maybe a few) pitchers of maragrita's is all you need to get past them. I know you hold Brady a lot more dear...<BR/><BR/>enwwarusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126808384435525732005-09-15T14:19:00.000-04:002005-09-15T14:19:00.000-04:00Russ I like how you flatter yourself into thinking...Russ I like how you flatter yourself into thinking you're the determining factor on whether or not I can do your GF. There are at least 2 people ahead of you on the org chart in charge of Kim's special place.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126779611124345912005-09-15T06:20:00.000-04:002005-09-15T06:20:00.000-04:00What makes you think you can't do my GF, John? Mak...What makes you think you can't do my GF, John? Make me an offer. Tom Brady and Larry Fitzgerald might go a long way towards a deal. As for doing her right, I'm sure you'll have problems there.<BR/><BR/>Toren: I also say 'I will end you'. Wassat from?<BR/><BR/>nqpkdfarusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126735465937633372005-09-14T18:04:00.000-04:002005-09-14T18:04:00.000-04:00I didn't say I wanted to sing like him, merely tha...I didn't say I wanted to sing like him, merely that I could not sing like him if I tried to. And yes he looks like a gayer Kenny G.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126733634631908212005-09-14T17:33:00.000-04:002005-09-14T17:33:00.000-04:00Is Josh Groban that guy that looks like an even ga...Is Josh Groban that guy that looks like an even gayer Kenny G?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01813702212502645840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126730352401257552005-09-14T16:39:00.000-04:002005-09-14T16:39:00.000-04:00John, you are the sunshine of my life. If it make...John, you are the sunshine of my life. If it makes you feel any better, I'll probably never have two chicks at once!Melanie was herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05078999092523899866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-1126704305985582782005-09-14T09:25:00.000-04:002005-09-14T09:25:00.000-04:007 things before I die:1. HUmp Henry Rollins2. get ...7 things before I die:<BR/>1. HUmp Henry Rollins<BR/>2. get a motorcycle<BR/>3. have some youngins<BR/>4. start my own business<BR/>5. bitchslap my ex <BR/>6. go elk hunting<BR/>7. go to europe<BR/><BR/>7 things i can do:<BR/>1. Shoot, disassemble and reassemble multiple weapons.<BR/>2. take a picture<BR/>3. call turkeys w/o a call<BR/>4. be an awesome friend<BR/>5. lay tire<BR/>6. cook<BR/>7. make people laugh<BR/><BR/>7 things i cannot do:<BR/>1. love snakes<BR/>2. my hair<BR/>3. draw<BR/>4. get on a plane unsedated<BR/>5. hide my ridiculous attitude, even at work<BR/>6. watch someone cry<BR/>7. touch feet<BR/><BR/>7 things that attract me to the mens:<BR/>1. sense of humor<BR/>2. patience<BR/>3. nice teeth, or people with all their teeth i should say<BR/>4.pretty blue eyes<BR/>5. laid-backness<BR/>6. high tolerance for people who make up words like laid-backness<BR/>7. dedication, a.k.a. a non-wandering hoodle<BR/><BR/>7 things i say most often:<BR/>1. Well hells bells!<BR/>2. eff (in various forms and tones)<BR/>3. assclown<BR/>4. i do what i want<BR/>5. suck a fart out of my ass<BR/>6. i will end you<BR/>7. god bless, or, bless it!<BR/><BR/>7 people i want to do this:<BR/>1. the<BR/>2. same<BR/>3. people<BR/>4. as<BR/>5. on<BR/>6. John's<BR/>7. listTorrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16652503221130562940noreply@blogger.com