When I finished tagging Sarah she tagged me:
10 years ago:
I was engaged
I was 175lbs
I was blending fish livers at work in an Oster blender.
I was in the best shape of my life.
5 years ago:
I was finally a senior in college
I was officially working as a computer dork
I was 190 lbs
I tore one of my 4 quad muscles completely in half
I didn't fully realize how simple life without kids truly was
1 year ago:
Work was awesome
I finally got back under 200 lbs
Yesterday:
I watched my kid run in the hose in her underwear while the neighbor girl held it and then stand with her back to the neighbor and her hands on on her butt saying "you wash my booty"
Tomorrow:
I'm going to sit on the back patio swing and listen to my iPod
I enjoy:
Pizza, beer, friends, wine, women and song
5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs:
Sting, Phil Collins, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Journey
5 things I'd do with $100,000,000:
start a company hire the lunch/blog crew and make it our jobs to sit around and tell stories at lunch.
pay off the homes of my family and friends
take a month long cruise to Europe with my friends and family and a nanny
finish my basement as a theater
buy a seat in the World Series of Poker
5 locations I'd like to run away to:
Napa Valley
St Thomas
Trunk Bay
Venice
Someplace in Canada
5 bad habits I have:
Eating at night
Staying up too late
Leaving my clothes on the floor next to the bed right where I take them off
coughing/clearing my throat
saying "turd burglar" on conference calls at work
5 things I like doing:
my wife
driving my car at night with the moonroof open
listening to old music
playing poker
fantasy football
5 things I will never wear:
gay sweaters
flip flops
a speedo (unless it's red white and blue at D's halloween party)
leather pants
silk boxers
5 TV shows I like (I went with all time vs just current):
Cheers
Seinfeld
Lost
ER
24
5 movies I like:
Shawshank Redemption
Stripes
Caddyshack
Midnight Run
Say Anything
5 people I'd like to meet:
Bill Gates
Thomas Edison
Wil Ferrell
Thomas Jefferson
Me in 4th grade
5 biggest joys at the moment:
Kristin & Joshy
Hanging with the lunch crew
Sitting outside at night with Leah and a drink
Going out to dinner with friends without kids or even spending 5 minutes without kids whining
My parents refinance
5 favorite toys:
Dell Inspiron 5100 w/wireless high speed internet
ReplayTV
57" Hitachi Ultravision
iPod
VW Jetta GLX
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9 comments:
The more I learn about you, the more I realize we are so much alike and so very different :)
the only difference is you would totally wear the speedo and leather pants right?
True - I am! Although I am not wearing flip flops - makes me feel like my toe is being sawed off. See: alike but different...
Also, instead of saying "Turd Burlger," I call people "Turd Furgeson" or randomly yell "Poop On A Stick"
Also Turdy McTurdson.
I effed up my 5 snacks section I'm retarded.
Too many retard sandwiches for breakfast? (is that ok to say?? don't want to offend anyone!).
yeah it's cool retards can't read
Where to start John... first, I've missed you terribly. Really. :) Second, snack section... women. Liking that. Your wife must appreciate you a lot. Third, do you know there are several pages to my blog? Hm. I was kinda hoping so. You do work with computers, or so I've been told. In any case, my main blog is NOT the one you link to... and as it stands, I already did this on the 3rd, the day before you tagged me. And right before my computer took a shit. You probably could have helped me with that. Or maybe not, you're a pc bum aren't you.
Um, I don't know if you link to "Under 21" cause it's has more of the jokes and music on it, or cause I have no tracking on it. I put tracking on every other part of my blog last week, but stopped short on that page just cause of you and this bunch. Yup, didn't want to make you all go away entirely. So anyway, if that's why you go there and not my main page, let me know. If not, I'll put tracking up. I have a shithead(s) who bugs me I have to keep watch of. Anyhoo...
This is the link to the post and comments... sorry it was long. And not so funny. If I'd been tagged by you first, I would have answered much differently and in shorter blurbs to match your little boy taste in humor and attention span.
http://stoppingtraffic.blogspot.com/2005/08/tagged.html#comments
ps If it is the tracking, I'll redo the post and move it over, k? :) Wow. I wrote way more than you I'll bet. Sorry.
Love your blog. Very funny. I think I might just hijack this "tag" idea and do it too.
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