They're in the previous post. I mean Russ doesn't know it yet but this picture on my blog is going to make him the most eligible bachelor around. I mean he does have a girlfriend but I don't see no ring on his hand so she ain't movin too quick if she's trying to land this grade A prime catch.
I don't know how you scored a pic of me dressed up.
I think it's funny that I learned all my caustic e-humor style from Prnuty (remember the old CAP group?), and now he's suffering at my hands! The student has become the master.
PS Ladies, while I am still fully connected, below the belt, I'm pretty sure I have low motility. Feel free to list your digits here.
I hear they are doing open casting calls for "The Bachelor" downtown tomorrow. They are looking for a much more mature and romantic bachelor than the douchebag they had last time.
Wait a minute...Russ, I met you before!!!! At one of the bonfires. WTF, John-why didn't you provide this info to me? Oh maybe because at the time you were really hammered and jumping over a giant bonfire.
Since my mug is still front and center on Johnny Boy's blog, I have to share something that has been bothering me.
What's up with my fingers in that pic. Yeah, it kind of looks like the peace sign, but it also looks kind of like my middle and ring finger connect to the same knuckle. I've been trying to re-create the hand position, and I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome, or CTS.
Hmmm, that is perplexing. Perhaps you need some ointment or salve to sooth them? I'll check out webMD for you....what to search, what to search. sore balls? over-played with balls? swollen sac?
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Where's his ho's at?
They're in the previous post. I mean Russ doesn't know it yet but this picture on my blog is going to make him the most eligible bachelor around. I mean he does have a girlfriend but I don't see no ring on his hand so she ain't movin too quick if she's trying to land this grade A prime catch.
If it wasn't for the g/f he wouldn't be half as eligible. You think he dresses himself like that?
I don't know how you scored a pic of me dressed up.
I think it's funny that I learned all my caustic e-humor style from Prnuty (remember the old CAP group?), and now he's suffering at my hands! The student has become the master.
PS Ladies, while I am still fully connected, below the belt, I'm pretty sure I have low motility. Feel free to list your digits here.
And BTW, Dewey, studies show that I was exactly half as eligible and attractive before the gf.
I hear they are doing open casting calls for "The Bachelor" downtown tomorrow. They are looking for a much more mature and romantic bachelor than the douchebag they had last time.
Wait a minute...Russ, I met you before!!!! At one of the bonfires. WTF, John-why didn't you provide this info to me? Oh maybe because at the time you were really hammered and jumping over a giant bonfire.
I vaguely remember that. Was I hammered and jumping over bonfires, or was John?
Apparently every time I visit John, it involves a fire. Now he knows that if he doesn't start one, i will.
Since my mug is still front and center on Johnny Boy's blog, I have to share something that has been bothering me.
What's up with my fingers in that pic. Yeah, it kind of looks like the peace sign, but it also looks kind of like my middle and ring finger connect to the same knuckle. I've been trying to re-create the hand position, and I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome, or CTS.
What up with that?
I am really sorry to hear that from time to time your balls still hurt. Stop playing with them. That might help.
well I played with them all the time before the surgery and they didn't hurt.
Hmmm, that is perplexing. Perhaps you need some ointment or salve to sooth them? I'll check out webMD for you....what to search, what to search. sore balls? over-played with balls? swollen sac?
Alright, I'll stop now.
Isn't enough of this blog in reference to John's little raisin balls? This post is sposed to be all about me.
Sorry Russ. Please, tell us about your nuts.
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OH..HI There!!
Um..sorry dunt know him..nice to meet ya!
jUS passIN BY..LOL
John, are you ever going to post again? Or are you too busy reading romance novels?
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