Tuesday, June 21, 2005

premature ejaculation

I only made it 5 days even though the nurse said I had to wait 7. Everything appears to be working fine. Well at least as good as it ever did.

Also how come when a baby comes out of a woman prematurely, people start support groups and make donations to charity and whatnot but when a baby comes out of me prematurely my wife just gets this look of disappointment in me?

12 comments:

Melanie was here said...

I'm at a loss. I just don't know what to say. My eyes hurt from reading that.

russ said...

Sounds like after five days you've got a hair trigger. But at least it's not a hairy trigger.

John said...

Russ you want me to wait 5 days and then come over and take care of Kim? That way she'll think that the 30 seconds you're giving her is a heroic effort.

LizzieDaisy said...

down john-boy... :)

Did you happen to mention afterward that you couldn't help it that you were so excited about being with her again? That'd take care of it for me...
And my suggestion is if you have to wait another five days like that ever again and feel "triggerish," :) go first (like you said, shouldn't take long), then take your time and enjoy round two together.

Dang I like this blog. Boys talking like boys about boy stuff. In front of me. With a sense of humor. How cool is that.

russ said...

It doesn't matter what she thinks, those 30secs are a heroic effort.

How'd the missus like the new silky smooth john-nuts?

russ said...

Heh. Silky smooth JOHN-NUTZ, now with reduced potency!






I slay me.

John said...

they weren't so silky smooth after 5 days. They're kinda stubbly. So mostly annoyed.

danielle said...

i think it might have something to do with the fact that children come out of you constantly and out of women like once a year if they're into all that hyper-reproduction stuff. i bet that's why.

Carly said...

you see that look on her face a lot, huh John?

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Damn you. I just coughed up half of my Starbucks Yukon blend.

Nice one.

Sarah said...

Glad to see the Vienna Sausage is back in working order.

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