Hey bathroom guy that was just in there when I went pee. Take it easy with all the noises and heavy breathing. I get that you're in the stall. A simple cough accomplishes the notification. Trust me I know you're in there and I'm not coming in there but now you're grossing me out what with all the breathing and grunting and stuff. Unless you're wanking in there be quiet. And b.) don't be wanking in there.
goddammit
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Sorry. It's just that you looked so hot today...
Sneak a peek at the feet. Which way were they facing? ha
I use that little hangy thing that you had on the site - it's let the world know - "I'm in here and I'm going the do"
How did I hang it, you ask? I taped a magnet to the back. Yeah, I'm good with craft projects.
Better more than less I say. One time I witnessed the less. I was washing my hands in a 1 sit 1 stand bathroom. Someone was in the sitter. Someone came into the bathroom, and went right for the sitter. Unfortunately, the sitter made no noise and the lock didn't hold. Very unfortunate for both. Very laughable for me.
Maybe he was having a heart attack, and you totally just let him die in there. Nice one. Murderer.
You should have waited in there until he was finished so you could see who he was. Then, later on in the day, you could walk by his desk and make the same noises. Or, better yet, you should have pulled out your handy-dandy recording device, taped him, and then played it back at the office holiday party. That would be awesome!
was it scott?
I'm gonna Eff you up tonight, mister.
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