Sunday, April 10, 2005

halle-freaking-luiah

First Convicted Spammer Gets 9 Years

Eat a cock, spammers. I hope you all rot in hell.

I think the death penalty would send an even stronger message.

4 comments:

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

I propose castration and a life sentance working in a diaper cleaning factory.

Johnny Virgil said...

I think we chain them to a wall, arms and legs outstretched, and then just set up a 24 hour IV drip viagra solution.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that spammer even gave himself a chance at winning that case. His lawyer looks like he is still in school. Anyways, I think both proposed solutions by Shamus and Johnny are excellent ideas. A little chinese torture of bamboo shoots and water drips should do the trick as well!

Johnny Virgil said...

write something dammit.