Wednesday, March 02, 2005

winning Keira Knightley

I wrote this poem for Keira Knightley.
I think probably if she reads it she won't be able to resist my charms.

For Keira Knightley
I'm paparazzi
If Keira Knightley were dice
she's Yahtzee
For Keira Knightley
I pop arouser
in the front and center
of my trousers

4 comments:

Erik with a K said...

Awesome - I hope she reads it. I'll forward it to her TMobile account if you want.

You are undoubtedly Knightley's Knight in shining armor

I have one I've been working on whilst in stall #3

Business man
in your low down suit
with your brown brown shoes
all buckles and quick bucks
wrecking economies
chop chop
i hate you
business man

That's my poem titled, "George Soros Is Raping Our Planet" and is accompanied by bongos and cigarettes.

Hugh Janus said...

Damn you.

I thought sticking her on my famous honeys list would be enough to woo her but now you go and write poems for her.

I guess I shoulda stuck her up higher on my list.

Hugh Janus said...

Damn you.

I thought sticking her on my famous honeys list would be enough to woo her but now you go and write poems for her.

I guess I shoulda stuck her up higher on my list.

Hugh Janus said...

Damn you.

I thought sticking her on my famous honeys list would be enough to woo her but now you go and write a poem for her.

I guess I shoulda stuck her up higher on my list.