Sunday, February 13, 2005
Things I'd fix if I was god
Why do men have nipples? I'd get rid of them. Knees would be stronger. Like strong enough to get hit straight on by a 260 lb linebacker at full speed when your cleats won't let go of the turf and not even flinch. What's the deal with teeth? Why so many? I think a better design would be one big top tooth and one big bottom tooth. Same mouth shape and the one tooth would fill the same space as the current multiple teeth design, but brushing would be way easier and flossing might even be unnecessary. Balls. WTF? Move them to a safer location. Feet. Too many weak bones and moving parts. I'd make em better. Poop would smell like a Bath and Body works candlee.