That's how I roll
Okay, this may sound a little gay - but I love you. That is the only way I can capture my feelings right now.
Oh....my....God. If you weren't married already, I would marry you right now. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god. That catheter thing? I will need that to avoid pissing myself every time I think of this for the next week. I almost shit when I saw the decapitated pony. Fucker. Makin' fun of my love.
I am so FLIPPIN PISSED OFF. I can't get sound here at work, so now I have to suffer until I go home for lunch to see what the hell is behind the already hilarious slides.
Toren, this lack of sound is a total disappointment. Find some executive's office with a laptop and tell them you have something important you need sound for and watch it. Dammit I can't believe you had to watch it without sound. That's like having to poop without premoistened wipes.
What's this? They have wipes that are premoistened?
They do, and they rock! In the hemorrhoid section at the store! Please don't ask how I know this.
Of course, you realize I'm going to have to retaliate in kind. It has to be done.
did they like forget to give you an oscar? i would smack those bitches up if i were you. smack 'em right up.
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