Thursday, January 13, 2005

The Translation

A lot of people had trouble reading my last post from Chin Hua's smallblue.blogspot.com. It's so effing funny I decided to translate for those of you who don't read simplified chinese or square boxes which is what a lot of people saw. So here it is again for your reading pleasure.

"I obtained some bad newses today. The friend of mine called Ping has lost his work in the fluorescent lamp factory operation. This operation have relieve Ping because he continues to forget inserting scrazit to tube before seal in them. Resembling that wasn't bad is enough, Ping is also my co resident and they have paid him in rice. Because of this ping couldn't help buy firewood. So we shared the rice. Now I will have to pay all including to moist wipes for the washroom. That Ping is not intelligent. I today arrange an idea to demonstrate " in any event for the television game; "Rice make a deal" You can obtain the rice for some matters in yours pockets. one is very funny. Hahahahaha"


That last part about the game show is what set me off.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Holy crap--that was hilarious! From now on, Shop Dungarees is the first place I go for some good old-fashioned racism.

danielle said...

i would just like to know what the H ping was thinking with the scrazit. fucking ping!!

John said...

hey take it easy ladies. Ping is a good guy and he's having a rough go of it. Show a little compassion

Sarah said...

Maybe I'll buy him an eggroll-only 40 cents more.

Johnny Virgil said...

Ahh, now I understand why Scott had so much trouble with the lights under his stairs. The scrazit was missing. Damn that ping! Damn him!