Ladies if you've just stumbled across my blog, consider yourselves one of the lucky few and bookmark it now. Then figure out a way to subtly direct your man back to it. Going forward I will be revealing the Weenjammer's Guide to Pleasing a Woman. I will be providing step by step instructions on how to perform my signature "Three fingers and a cloud of dust" as well as "Around the Whorld in 80 Licks." What qualifies me you ask? Well I once nearly killed a woman from sensory overload. That sense was pleasure my friend. I've been intimate with numerous ladies. The role of those ladies is very often played by my hand but the details of it all are inconsequential. Suffice it to say I know my way around the tunnel of love and your man will too if you get him to read this blog.
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I can actually hear your wife laughing right now. It's echoing throughout the city.
Diane: You're creepy.
ha. you said whorld. i rule.
Will there be some kind of webcast or netmeeting for this?
webcast. Diane has agreed to be the model for the demonstration.
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