Tuesday, May 22, 2007

yeah I'm bloggin

Muhammad Ali's daughter sounds like a dude but she has a pretty sweet rack so I'll overlook it. Plus what the hell is she punching in this picture.

That's gross. Stick to dancing with lowcut tops Laila.

Jordin Sparks is really effing good. She'll probably lose because the general population is retarded but holy crap she's good. Almost as good as your mom was last night.

I'm kinda fat lately, I'm about to kick it up a notch exercise wise because right now I feel like this when I'm putting on my pants in the morning.

Enjoy your bluncheon.
-JMan

17 comments:

Unknown said...

You're alive!

russ said...

Man, you watch some crap Tv.



Me too.

Anonymous said...

Either he's alive, or the electric field of the earth is causing finger muscle spasms, ultimately resulting in a blog post. These field changes are controlled by the cows of South Park, Colorado, using the device provided to them by aliens.

Sassy Blondie said...

I'm sorry, do we know you??

danielle said...

where did you get that picture of my mom.

Lo Lo Lova said...

Jordin Sparks... Didn't she sing "Let's Go to the Mall... TODAY?" Oh wait, that was Robin Sparkles. My bad

What up, John? Happy MD, dude

Johnny Virgil said...

i'd say she's punching that guy's jaw to the other side of his face.

John said...

Johnny V, that's exactly the problem, that thing she's hitting is a she. Women don't box against men and men don't wear tops when they box.

Johnny Virgil said...

Yeah, I sorta got that from the way it was dressed. I made the he comment because at the very least it's questionable.

russ said...

Yeah, that chick is a bit dude-ish. Not like some female athletes who are sweeping the web right now.

Johnny Virgil said...

That first chick looks like the lead singer for men at work. That second chick? What sport does she play and does anyone really care?

russ said...

Colin Hay and Pole Vaulting, and just her parents, in that order.

Sassy Blondie said...

She scares me...

Anonymous said...

Hey! Post more!

If I have to, you have to.

Sassy Blondie said...

Just do it!

russ said...

so how's your dude situation?

Torrence said...

JEsus motherbichin christ Dungs!

This is deplorable, get on the stick and get to writing something.

there is no excuse for this kind of absence, you're benched.