Thursday, November 23, 2006

Hiatus

Obviously I haven't blogged in awhile, so I have a lot of really good stories and insightful commentary stored up. Ok not really. But Okay Seriously Sarah's birthday is coming and my gift for her is really a gift for all.

Sarah is turning 40 so obviously this is a tough period for her. What? 30? Oh ok she's turning 30, apparently that is rough too. I just turned 35 so 30 seems young to me but whatever.

Anyway, awhile back I grew a mustache for a guy at work's last day. He had a mustache so a few of us grew mustaches to make him feel loved. Maybe it was to make fun of mustaches. Anyway I looked like a total 70's porn star with mine and it was Sarah's favorite thing ever. So much so that she still has a picture of it on her phone. So for her birthday she asked if I would grow it again. That's all she wanted. But I did one better.

I grew a beard and starting next Monday, I will be shaving my facial hair into a different configuration for 5 days in a row leading up to her birthday where I will once again don that sweet 70's porn star 'stache.

For you guys it means that every day I will take a picture of the facial hair configuration and post it. Then we can all vote on which one I should make my standard.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

I am not exaggerating when I say that this is the best birthday present ever. When I think about how it's coming up next week, I pee a little from the excitement.

danielle said...

i can't wait for monday. why does your avatar look like sudha.

John said...

I fixed it. It was supposed to look like Billy Dee Williams.

Carly said...

awesome... five?? this I gotta see

PS: Sarah, you're a little young for Depends.

Unknown said...

Holy hell, you're back! I love a man with a beard...but I don't love beard burn.

Johnny Virgil said...

I tried to get him to commit to at least 8 different configurations, using half his face at a time, but my suggestion fell on deaf ears