Wednesday, November 09, 2005

an ode to internet porn - on the eve of my birthday

when you see girls
are you like me?
do feel funny
where you pee?

you rub the thing
that pleases you
and from that place
comes pleasure stew

now that you're done
and things subside
you go to bed
and soil your side

14 comments:

Lo Lo Lova said...

Happy Birthday Eve!!

And FIRST, Mother Bitches!!!!

danielle said...

it's nice that you watched internet porn the night before your birthday. that warms my heart. nothing else gets warm from that though.

happy b-day choppers.

Sarah said...

Dammit, Chop. I was going to write something similar in your bday card. Now it's ruined.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You're old.

Melanie was here said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! I AM SENDING YOU A BIG CYBER BIRTHDAY KISS, AND TOUCHING YOU INAPPROPRIATELY.

PARTY ON WAYNE!

Melanie was here said...

And seriously, are your balls bigger now than before the surgery? Think all your pleasure stew is building up in there? You may want to go back to the doctor when they start slapping agains the backs of your knees.

danielle said...

i think i love melanie.

russ said...

The backs of his knees??

Im not sure I ge the physics on that one.

vkxxz

StrangerDanger said...

Yeah Russ, you may not know it, but Shop likes to tuck his shit in, hence the back of the knees ballslap.

Happy Belated, you rogueish bastard.

Lo Lo Lova said...

TODAY'S THE DAY! TODAY'S THE DAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yamell said...

Happy Birthday. That was touching.

LizzieDaisy said...

Happy Belated Birthday. Hope it was great.

I thought that said "comes pleasure SPEW" but I get it now. Pleasure stew. Sounds like it's chunky or something though... maybe you should go back to the doctor?

John said...

I think you're right Lizzie. It should have been pleasure spew. I need an editor. Stew sounds bad.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Happy Birthday, you bastard,

Johnny Virgil said...

yeah. Stew sounds.....infected.