How to apply body lotion to your back when no one is around to help you?
You love the feel of a body lotion or bath gel, and now you won’t have to be a contortionist to smooth it on your back by yourself! Simply fill the long-reach applicator with your favorite lotion, and gently “massage” the 19 floating “lotion-lubricated” balls all over your back.
Does anyone see an issue with that ad? I'll tell you what's wrong. That milf in the picture doesn't need the self lotion applicator. She definitely won't have any problem finding a guy to "rub lotion lubricated balls all over her back." They probably should have used this chick if they really want to sell it.
11 comments:
Gah! My lotioned balls, they shrink.
Funny... your milf looks familiar. No shit. Exactly like the wife of one of my hub's underlings. Hmmm. I am so going to show him this. Um, off your blog. Damn, put the link up would ya? Not that I feel guilty or anything. :)
And did you have to put HER up? Geesh, about lost my breakfast. Ugh.
EW! Come on, Chop! I just ate.
When I make a fish face, I look just like Rosie O'Donnell. Nedless to say, I will NEVER be making that face again. Although I do have to say, in my defense, that I don't have the angry lesbian haircut. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
WHERE ARE YOU???
Yikes. Rubbing lotion on Rosie. That's even creepier than the Lotion Video: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2650242.
Great post!
Once again: WHERE ARE YOU?
If I have to look at that twat Rosie for one more day I'm going to blow up blogger. and it will be your fault. all yours.
Dude, are you dead??? What's up??? blog something already.
Dammit John...Here it is. You promised me if I actually start posting comments, you will blog more...Here's my comment...Give me some effing blog! -Steph
please seriously change this already. i can't bear one more shot of the back lotionerizer.
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