Thursday, April 21, 2005

Monkey Puncher


16 comments:

Johnny Virgil said...

Monkey Puncher! Ha!

Erik with a K said...

Are you accepting alternate entries? If so:

"Why is that lady naked with a Kangaroo, a pogo stick and 2 boys, and what does "boookacki" mean?"

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Family Circus is another cartoon that is so out of material, that almost every cartoon ends with the kids talking to their dead grandparents who are wearing wings and have halos over their heads.

I sure hope my grandparents or other dead relatives aren't hovering around me like that, watching me all day.

If you are there grandma, please don't follow me to happy hour tonight.

Torrence said...

Monkey Punching Douche, you so OWN!

Unknown said...

Douche has been underutilized as a burn for a while now...thanks for bringing it back into fashion!

Unknown said...
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Anonymous said...

Hey John - I found your blog and it is awesome. I refuse to look at any of your linked sites - no one can be as funny as you. I will not read any of the other ones and post comments there. You pulled me in - i am totally yours - screw those other blogs.

Anonymous said...

One thing about your blog that is amazing is that it is written by you and not any of your stupidhead friends that you link to or that link to you.

Melanie was here said...
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Melanie was here said...

Anonymous has now made me feel as cheap as a $2 whore. I kinda like it. Thanks anonymous. And you don't have to read my blog. I pretty much just write it for my dead grandma.

Sarah said...

I will bet $20 that John and/or Scott wrote those anonymous comments. John was just bitching today about how no one leaves comments for him. Seriously you two are so predictable!

Anonymous said...

hey, this is totally anonymous and not even anybody you know who opposes you and is on to your evil ways, and I'd just like to say that John's blog is the bestest of all of them and even though he's a tad sensitive, he's still so funny I could just shoot him in the forehead with a poop gun, if such a thing existed. If not, someone should be making one shortly, or perhaps one that fires old dirty laundry at somebody, preferrably from homeless people, or incontinent people, or maybe people who crap their pants. It would be so gross, but prety worth it. Work on that. Regardless, i will never read any of the links you have since you are so funny and are my hero of all heros. it's too bad because the chicks who post here are all like super hot and I'd do all of them, like one after another, except I'd have to wait a while and reload, maybe watch some old Match Game reruns or have some gatorade or something. but i'd do it, oh yes i would, totally. and they'd be all like, whoa whoa, i am so satisfied, but i still wouldn't read their blogs since yours is the best buddy.

Hugs,
Swimfan1348

Sarah said...

Dammit Erik.

Torrence said...

Dammit

John said...

If that post doesn't scream Erik with a K, then my right ball doesn't hang a little lower than the left.

Also to all the other anonymous posters, you guys are so totally right I'm surprised it took so long for people to realize how much ownage I possess.

Scott said...

"See dad if you don't clear the History and the Cache mom can totally see what sites you've been too."