If I found a genie lamp and got 3 wishes, here's what I would wish for.
a sweet ride
2 chicks at once
an indestructible hand
At first glance #3 seems so dumb. But when you think about how awesome it would be to shoot fireworks out of your hand you probably realize that it's you that's dumb.
I made a spreadsheet that combined all of these posts into columns and rows. Then I sorted it, and summed it up, and turned once cell sideways and made it arch. It's fucking sweet.
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I like cake.
i bet u could combine all of these and end up with a lot of synergy.
I made a spreadsheet that combined all of these posts into columns and rows. Then I sorted it, and summed it up, and turned once cell sideways and made it arch. It's fucking sweet.
with a sweet ride and an indestructable hand, you can GET two chicks at once. Maybe not the best type of chicks, but hey, it saves a wish.
Penguin, dude. It's a given that wishing for more wishes just means the genie gets to kill you.
why would I ever wish for more wishes when obviously every single one of them would be for an indestructable hand anyway.
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