Wednesday, March 30, 2005

3 wishes

If I found a genie lamp and got 3 wishes, here's what I would wish for.

  1. a sweet ride
  2. 2 chicks at once
  3. an indestructible hand

At first glance #3 seems so dumb. But when you think about how awesome it would be to shoot fireworks out of your hand you probably realize that it's you that's dumb.

7 comments:

Sarah said...

I like cake.

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danielle said...

i bet u could combine all of these and end up with a lot of synergy.

Erik with a K said...

I made a spreadsheet that combined all of these posts into columns and rows. Then I sorted it, and summed it up, and turned once cell sideways and made it arch. It's fucking sweet.

Johnny Virgil said...

with a sweet ride and an indestructable hand, you can GET two chicks at once. Maybe not the best type of chicks, but hey, it saves a wish.

Johnny Virgil said...

Penguin, dude. It's a given that wishing for more wishes just means the genie gets to kill you.

John said...

why would I ever wish for more wishes when obviously every single one of them would be for an indestructable hand anyway.