I decided to create a web log today because I'm really effing funny and this will be a really funny blog. Or else this will be the only post on my blog and then in a few months Blogspot will revoke my account because it hasn't been used since today. It's January 1st 2005. Every time I see the date today I think somebody hasn't set the date on whatever it is I'm looking at that says the date. Don't correct my grammar or say that the way I write is convoluted or difficult to understand because 1. you're an idiot and B. I'm totally sweet.