tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post4943235930949436704..comments2023-04-13T06:21:01.623-04:00Comments on Shop Dungarees: Shavin' a hair butt....2 bitsJohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-23851464644705689332007-01-31T23:37:00.000-05:002007-01-31T23:37:00.000-05:00You're so speaking my language! That sweaty, stuck...You're so speaking my language! That sweaty, stuck-together feeling? Exactly why I opted to do the extended bikini line laser hair removal rather than the full bald eagle. After I started the series of laser treatments, my boyfriend asked me how much it would cost to get his b-crack lasered. I told him I didn't know, but warned him NOT to try and shave in there (there are certain places you just don't want to have stubble). I can't wait to tell him there's a man out there who feels his pain...!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-49916476611746219812007-01-25T14:22:00.000-05:002007-01-25T14:22:00.000-05:00You had me at "slickery mess of sweaty gliding che...You had me at "slickery mess of sweaty gliding cheeks."tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-69626243663241642007-01-21T18:40:00.000-05:002007-01-21T18:40:00.000-05:00Did you ever think maybe the reason you were all s...Did you ever think maybe the reason you were all slick and wet was you were bleeding profusely back there? It can't be easy to see which way you're slinging that blade when you're twisted up like a pretzel.karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-15443814597019140532007-01-21T10:08:00.000-05:002007-01-21T10:08:00.000-05:00dear chop dungs,
i noticed that your site counter...dear chop dungs,<br /><br />i noticed that your site counter is close to hitting the big 100,000. congrats! will you be marking the occasion with a special parts shave or bleach?<br /><br />your friend,<br />cheesecakehorpotdaniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479789652065857451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-14991271110807717952007-01-18T09:19:00.000-05:002007-01-18T09:19:00.000-05:00Thanks for not clarifying why I would know the cir...Thanks for not clarifying why I would know the circumstances of why you had to bleach your butt. You make it sound like I was there and took part in the Soft Scrubbing of your ass cheeks. <br /><br />Anyway from what I remember your ass touched the sides of the shower. That's it. It's possible it wasn't your shower, and that's why you were so freaked out. But then again it's you and you are a freak so maybe it was your own shower, and you apparently are not even convinced of the cleanliness of your own bathroom.<br /><br />Now on the contrary I definitely was a part of the ass shaving. Just kidding I was like a fetus back then. You're old.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407176268678483154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-59850111682276739532007-01-17T09:12:00.000-05:002007-01-17T09:12:00.000-05:00hey, I didn't say I didn't like it.hey, I didn't say I didn't like it.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-5499337011077791212007-01-17T08:49:00.000-05:002007-01-17T08:49:00.000-05:00I liked it.I liked it.D-HORhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129358345881440358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-722713618806250462007-01-16T23:13:00.000-05:002007-01-16T23:13:00.000-05:00If that story involves way less of your anus, then...If that story involves way less of your anus, then yeah, probably.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-124626578859990072007-01-16T22:58:00.000-05:002007-01-16T22:58:00.000-05:00maybe I should've gone with the gunsmaybe I should've gone with the gunsJohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15453112106752625255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-71684877180756997902007-01-16T22:09:00.000-05:002007-01-16T22:09:00.000-05:00::::thud::::::::thud::::Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08999713273557139773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-36750122460824032602007-01-16T19:26:00.000-05:002007-01-16T19:26:00.000-05:00Not sure about bleaching your anus, but I sure fee...Not sure about bleaching your anus, but I sure feel the sudden urge to bleach my eyes after reading that.Sgthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15776619714461836931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-71226688868445439982007-01-16T19:14:00.000-05:002007-01-16T19:14:00.000-05:00I guess I'll rat myself out on this subject as wel...I guess I'll rat myself out on this subject as well.<br /><br />Thank god I have a significant other who is "willing" to do such things for me. Long ago, when asked if she would groom my Janus regions, for god only knows what reason, she said "okay," although it included a hesitant tone and a crinkled nose.<br /><br />With me it's not for germophobe reasons, it's for a I'm-a-somewhat-hairy-man-who-doesn't-like-man-hair kinda guy. And I also like to have an ass that's as fresh as a country ham, if not as juicy. Plus with the aforementioned contortions that limit range from one angle and the dangly bits that block vision from the other, the use of a helper is assential.<br /><br />The key to success is the use of trimmers instead of a razor combined with the correct length/depth attachment. Removal of too much hair does indeed result in slimy man-ass (which is worse than a completely ignored oops-i-crapped-my-pants-ass) plus an itchy regrowth phase.<br /><br />If picturing Dungy-ass performing this maintenance on himself makes you wince, try looking through my ass-istant's goggles.Hugh Janushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11716534578583873433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-31404556197353300652007-01-16T17:01:00.000-05:002007-01-16T17:01:00.000-05:00I did that once...and it was AWFUL when that hair ...I did that once...and it was AWFUL when that hair started to grow back!! But "soft scrub" on the cheeks? Now that's goin a little too far!Angelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245554563405436101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-71629596602574412692007-01-16T13:46:00.000-05:002007-01-16T13:46:00.000-05:00um, what danielle said.um, what danielle said.Johnny Virgilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914217086250206369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-52627161851488535402007-01-16T13:41:00.000-05:002007-01-16T13:41:00.000-05:00oh my god.oh my god.daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479789652065857451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-41321162409072319652007-01-16T12:49:00.000-05:002007-01-16T12:49:00.000-05:00Holy - "slickery mess of sweaty gliding cheeks"
Y...Holy - "slickery mess of sweaty gliding cheeks"<br /><br />You<br /><br /><br />complete me.StrangerDangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16107204727952015781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-13624400890573444742007-01-16T11:15:00.000-05:002007-01-16T11:15:00.000-05:00I'm trying to imagine the contortions you must hav...I'm trying to imagine the contortions you must have done to shave your bung hole without nicking other areas.<br /><br />I'm a germaphobe, too, so I understand the Softscrubbing of your cheeks. I haven't done that, but I'm not stranger to hand sanitizer. It's good for sanitizing other things, too.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01813702212502645840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-69733679683230313012007-01-16T09:49:00.000-05:002007-01-16T09:49:00.000-05:00So about a year ago you participated in something ...So about a year ago you participated in something dirty. <br /><br />Lets see... about a year ago Sarahs blog celebrated it's 1st year anniversary. Ummmmm, dude, you tried to get it on with her hor-blog didn't you? <br /><br /> Is this before or after she started pimping it out?D-HORhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17129358345881440358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9895582.post-81943631306271527472007-01-16T07:11:00.000-05:002007-01-16T07:11:00.000-05:00I'm now trying to stop figuring out how you jammed...I'm now trying to stop figuring out how you jammed that bic disposable between your cheeks...russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905893420960214182noreply@blogger.com